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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

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rninor:

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landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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stolemyheartpt2:

peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia 

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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